Men's UFO Abduction Socks

$12.00

Description

I have a theory, back in the 1900’s people happily enjoyed milk and dairy products and gained stupendous muscle and bone density by ingesting them. Fast forward to the present and we have people who can’t even look at milk without suffering a complete gastric breakdown. The reason? Aliens! They’ve been abducting cows left and right, injecting them with lactose and such right under our noses! They’re attacking us from the inside! You’ve got to believe me! Wake up!

Fits Sizes 6.5-12

49% Cotton, 48% Nylon, 3% Spandex