Men's Area 51 Socks



What if Area 51 and the whole ‘aliens’ thing is just a massive cover-up for cattle theft and it actually houses a massive milk processing plant? Enabling them to compete with Californian and Wisconsin cheese barons, who themselves utilize the same technique, but they never got caught (A-la Roswell). Some food for thought.

Fits Sizes 7-13

64% Cotton, 33% Polyester, 3% Spandex