Women's Donuticorn Socks



A treatise on hunting the elusive Donuticorn, Chapter 17, subsection 8, paragraph 3. “When hunting an adult Pastrycuscornicus, one must always be mindful of the unique circular structure of a Donuticorns body, whereas a normal deer can be brought low by an arrow to the midsection, a Donuticorn must be lured to a container of milk or in some cases a barrel of coffee, and thoroughly dunked until subdued, whereupon they may be enjoyed...but, beware of jelly filled and powdered subspecies!”