Women's Edgar Allan Poe-ka Dots Socks



Late one night I heard a clinking

I jumped from bed and ran a-freaking

In my kitchen, hunched and grunting

Was my husband with a Bundt cake

Eating like a carnivore, wearing socks

And nothing more.

Fits Sizes 5.5 - 9

75% cotton, 20% polyester, 5% spandex