Men's Ringmaster Of The Shit Show Socks
The kids are covered in chocolate sauce that you don’t remember buying, the dog has been shaved unevenly and there’s something sticky caked in the carpet, you suspect its pie filling, which you also didn’t buy. Somehow amidst this madness you brewed a pot of coffee and none of your clothes are inside out, life’s a shit show but it’s your shit show!
Fits Sizes 6-13
61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex