Men's Not Drunk Socks



We’ve all drunk-dialed our ex at 5 A.M. and begged them to please, please let us come see our dog ruffles, only to have them angrily explain that ruffles is in fact at your house and has been for a week now. Or…maybe that’s just me…well in any case we’ve created this foolproof sock to check if you’re drunk! Not included: pen and vodka